Samira_khaled

This woman is a riddle no one can figure out. They have a couple of beers in the Clubhouse, and finally, one of the men asks her, "How do you decide if you're going to golf right-handed or left-handed?"The lady blushes, and grins. "When my Dad taught me to play golf, I learned I was ambidextrous," she replies. "I like to switch back and forth." When I got married after college, I discovered my husband always sleeps in the nude. From then on, I developed a silly habit. Right before I leave in the morning for golf practice, I pull the covers off him. If his Willie points to the right, I golf right-handed; if it points to the left, I golf left-handed."The guys think this is hysterical. Astonished at this bizarre information, one of the guys says, "What if it's pointing straight up?"She says, "Then, I'm fifteen minutes late."This one is compliments of PaulAnother Lawyer jokeWhat's the difference between a carp and a lawyer?One is a bottom feeding scum sucker and the other is a fish.This. They where maybe 5 rooms away from me on 1st floor. As the week wore on I would be coimg and going and would notice them watching me. When I would walk by they never said anything but one of the guys always smiled at me.While one night I got a phone call and he said his name was Rick and he lived down the hall from me. He told me what he looked like and then I realized it was the young black guy that has been smiling at me. He said he would like to come down to my room and talk to me but he didn't want anyone to see him come there. I was scared and didn't really know him so I said no. The next night he knocked on my door and as I open it I could see him look around real nervous worried about who might see him talking to this tranny fag. He ask real quick if he could come in but again I said no and he left quickly. He was a really cute younger black guy about half my age and it did turn me on because I knew he want more than to talk with me. Well he called me a couple more times in.
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